Timothy S. Carlson's Blog

I found my Roomba - actually, it's a chinese version, the 'Mr. Cleaner'. I watched it clean the room last night, and I already want to reprogram it. And it has already tried to hack my bank account and re-distribute my 'wealth' to the masses. If it doesn't start to behave itself - back to the reeducation camp!

Turning burned-out shells of houses into apartments.

Answer a few simple questions and they paste a sticker on your house. Easy. So can anyone explain why the US census is so difficult?

I'm fixing things around here and making it a lot simpler. Gone are all of the JavaScript whizbang toys that only cause the blog to load slowly. Now this blog should be cleaner and leaner, and a hell of a lot meaner. So, don't mind the dust - just blow things off and enjoy!

Good dog. Sleep now and rest.