Timothy S. Carlson's Blog

The People's Republic Of Kalifornia has decided that in order to follow a healthy lifestyle, the slaves citizens of the republic SHALL NOT EAT MEAT ON MONDAYS. WTH? Doesn't Kalifornia have other issues to deal with that are more important - like the dire financial straits they are in? I'm thinking I need to send this picture to the Kalifornia Legislature members on Monday:

Yesterday was my beautiful Asawa's birthday. We had a wonderful celebration with lots of food, lots of family and friends, and LOTS of Karaoke. Mahal na mahal na mahal kita, asawa ko. My heart belongs to you forever and ever. This is my Asawa, Ronalyn. Still as beautiful as the first time I met her. I'm a lucky, lucky man. And this is me, eating crispy pork skin (lechon). Hmmm - masarap!

I'm done with my post-election meltdown. Back to what is going on as it relates to my personal experiences in Paradise. My new outlook:

We play too nice. Romney is a really nice guy - too nice. It's time to bring out the bears. If they mess with the bears, they lose a fucking arm. And a leg. We need to recruit someone that will tear into the opposition with no hesitation. The media is going to try to kill us no matter what we do, so we might as well go for the jugular and than laugh as the opposition bleeds out. Benghazi is a Impeachable nightmare and we should have gone for Obama's throat on the matter. Screw the old guard media - they have Obama (or whatever lefty jerk) so deep down their throats that they couldn't respond if their own asses were on fire. And their asses are on fire - oh, yes they are, and I plan to fan the flames and hope it consumes them. It's time to stand up for what we really believe in. No more mamby-pamby pandering to those we fear we might offend. Screw them, they aren't going to vote for what is right for this country anyway and they make up a small percentag

OBAMA 59,584,661* ROMNEY 56,959,312 (from Drudge - 12.1107) Are 60 MILLION Americans really that fucking stupid? Oy, vey! Hopefully the well deserved nuclear apocalypse won't make it all the way to the islands...

It was a nice run while it lasted - 237 years. I doubt you'll survive the next four. You can call me when you have returned to your collective senses - until then, goodbye and thanks for all the fish.