Timothy S. Carlson's Blog

My caregiver duties here are almost done. Honey, I'm coming home :D

But I'm only in it for the parking. :P (That's joke, for you sourpusses that don't get the humor) And for the parking when in someone else's car.

Just proves that marketing involves brain damage and alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. At least they changed their logo to reflect their new attitude towards customers:

Well, I'm back in Florida. It seems that aging is finally catching up to my Mother and she is no longer allowed to drive. It's hard for her to take care of her medications and finances, too. So, I'm back, taking care of things - actually, it's a tag-team between my sister and I. I do all of the grunt work and she takes care of the ugly bureaucratic issues. That's fine with me, as I hate dealing with government idiots, especially when I want / need something from a government idiot, which means I can't call them a government idiot without seriously jeopardizing whatever I am trying to accomplish. My beautiful Asawa is in the Philippines, taking care of business there, but should be out to Florida soon (August hopefully). We are long overdue for a nice honeymoon and this area provides a lot of points of interest to wander about. Disney World, the NASA museum, the beaches. Now that I have settled back into the beach house and caught up with all of the work (spring...

(Click the picture, or here , for the recipe) With a filipino twist, of course. In fact, I can get 5 kilos of FRESH pork belly tonight - my neighbors butcher two pigs every Saturday night.

Check out this link: I Write Like... Pretty cool. And I'm surprised, but happy, that I write like Vonnegut. I write like Kurt Vonnegut I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software . Analyze your writing!